El madrileño II
(y que culpa tenemos nosotros, si 'egque' somos asín??)
EL MADRILEÑO
El Madrileño no te llama por teléfono: te da un toque.
El Madrileño no te saluda: te dice ¡¡Qué pasa!!
El Madrileño no se cae: se da una hostia.
El Madrileño no trata de convencerte: te raya.
El Madrileño no concierta una cita con sus amistades: queda con sus colegas..
El Madrileño no se lanza: se embala.
El Madrileño no da besos: morrea.
El Madrileño no bebe mucho: se pone ciego o hasta el culo
El Madrileño no es que no lo entienda: no lo pilla.
El Madrileño no te da la espalda: te manda a tomar por culo.
El Madrileño no acaricia: soba.
El Madrileño no molesta: da el coñazo.
El Madrileño no se baña: se pega un duchazo.
El Madrileño no se alimenta: papea.
El Madrileño no te golpea: te suelta una hostia.
El Madrileño no trabaja: curra
El Madrileño no tiene amantes: solo dos o tres pivitas.
El Madrileño no se impresiona: se flipa.
El Madrileño no tiene ganas de hacer pis: se mea.
El Madrileño no sufre de diarrea: se va de bareta.
El Madrileño no corre a toda velocidad: sale follao.
El Madrileño no abandona el lugar: se pira.
El Madrileño no se duerme: se queda sobao.
El Madrileño no se ríe: se parte el culo o se descojona.
El Madrileño no tiene problemas: se mete en marrones.
El Madrileño no pide que le lleven: dice que le acerquen.
El Madrileño no es un presuntuoso: es un fantasma.
El Madrileño no coge un autobús: pilla el bus.
El Madrileño no aprovecha las ocasiones: lo trinca del tirón.
El Madrileño no es un amigo: es un hermano.
El Madrileño no es buen tipo: es legal.
El Madrileño no es un tipo tranquilo: es un empanao.
El Madrileño no es un gandul: en un espabilao.
El Madrileño no hace algo mal: la caga.
El Madrileño no liga: intenta comerse algo.
El Madrileño no pierde el tiempo: mamonea.
El Madrileño no dice voy y vuelvo: dice en un pis pas.
El Madrileño no habla claro: te lo dice tó a la puta cara.
El Madrileño no toma café: se echa un cortao.
El Madrileño no ve a una chica fea: ve a un callo.
El Madrileño no niega: te dice que no lo flipes.
El Madrileño no se enfada: se china.
Al Madrileño no le sale algo mal: le putean.
El Madrileño no es cualquier cosa: es un ser único y extraordinario.
El Madrileño no está cansado: está reventao (menos Cavanilles que está execrao)
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Con frases como El Madrileño no niega: te dice que no lo flipes, mas que madrileño pareceria el Neng, no?
No obstante, en defensa de los madrileñoz (pobres, ni liga, ni champions... un sin vivir, vamos... XDDD) hay que decir que muchas de las expresiones tambien se dicen en Barcelona... bueno, como yo soy de Hospitalet igual es una excepcion :D Otras tantas si que son claramente de MadriZ (por cierto, es un guiño a AntZ la referencia o me ha salido la bromita facil?)
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Pero tia no flipes que la mitad de frases que has puesto sn murcianas...
El Madrileño no pide que le lleven: dice que le acerquen.
El Madrileño no es un presuntuoso: es un fantasma.
El Madrileño no es un gandul: en un espabilao.
espabilao?
alli se dice espabilaDooooooo
que coño!!... no copies cojonehh...
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